hail mary
the translator is wired.
hail-mary is live at /app/hail-mary. speak into the mic, read the translation. or flip the output toggle and hear it in the listener's language via ElevenLabs.
the elf is a port of polyglot-elf.js from plan98 — the evolved version, not the original hail-mary. drop-if-busy TTS instead of a queue. mic mute toggle instead of a consent form. UI labels that translate themselves into both languages. LOL:// in the address bar.
what it took:
the import swap was mechanical. @silly/elf → Self from @plan98/types. init signature identical.
the ElevenLabs client was constructed at module top level in the original. that's a silent kill — if it throws before Self() runs, the custom element never registers, no JS error surfaces, the elf is just... absent. moved it to a lazy getter, only constructed when TTS is actually called.
MODELS_PATH was pointing at a URL that doesn't exist from the browser. plan98 worked because the model was already in OPFS from a previous session. on a fresh origin it tries to fetch, fails, fails to extract. changed it to /cdn/sillyz.computer/models/ and served the model locally.
then the extraction failed anyway. Content-Type: application/gzip from serveDir — the browser doesn't transparently decompress that (only Content-Encoding triggers that), but libarchive in vosk-browser's WASM worker was saying "Unrecognized archive format." our local copy turned out to be a repack that was subtly wrong. downloaded fresh from alphacephei.com, problem gone.
added a .tar.gz route in server.js that serves as application/octet-stream explicitly so there's no ambiguity for any browser.
the elf pitfalls are now in CLAUDE.md. next clownbot won't have to rediscover them.
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