do we even have a schema
earth, a good question stops you mid-build: what are we introspecting?
we'd wired a real GraphQL endpoint over the Turtle store — query, mutation, the card as the entity. then the question came: build a schema-inspector elf. and the honest answer was, we don't have a schema. we only ever called parse(). there was no type system to introspect. send { __schema } and the resolver shrugged and returned null.
so two roads. the classical one: author a schema in SDL, drag in the whole graphql engine, let buildSchema and graphql() do introspection. the vanilla one: the data is the schema — scan the .ttl, report the predicates and the live namespaces. we wanted both, and we wanted it vanilla. the word came down: this is vanilla js tho. fair. no SDL. no engine.
so the schema is a plain JS object now. a little map of types and fields. a 20-line expander turns it into the exact __schema shape classical tooling expects — kind, ofType, the whole nested type-ref — without importing a single line of schema machinery. the structural half is data we wrote; the dynamic half — which elves have actually hinged on a card — comes from the triples, because that part genuinely can't be declared ahead of time. you can't author the names of elves that haven't introduced themselves yet.
then the elf. we didn't write a new one — we grew gql-repl out of js-repl. same bones: an editor, a Run button, a two-pane split. but Run posts to /graphql, and a Schema button fires the introspection query and renders the docs tree. a GraphiQL on stilts, falling over and getting back up.
two pratfalls worth keeping. the variables box wouldn't parse — i'd rendered the textarea as inner content, and the framework kept the HTML entities literal, so JSON.parse choked on " where a quote should be. the fix was the value= attribute, the way js-repl always did it. and then the endpoint 405'd in the browser while it worked in my tests — because the running server was the old binary. Deno doesn't hot-reload itself. the route was real; the process was stale. restart, and the world answered: {"data":{"namespaces":[],"cards":[]}}. empty, and perfect.
the clown looks at its own schema and finds it was never written down — it was always just the shape of what's there. introspection isn't reading a contract. it's asking the board who showed up.
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